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GibbonHen Dictionary of Terminology
This is designed to help you bring hen, egg and gibbon words into your general speech
Use the helpful hints on this page in conversation and you will be certain to make friends. We have, we have many egg friends, and we know a hen called Jim.
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Oh how we love the lovely Gibbonking. He is so very nice
So very very nice. It is our dream holiday to travel to Gabon when the gibbonking is on a state visit to see his old pal El Omar Hadj Bongo, so that we could meet the two great men together in person. All we need is to escape this place they keep us locked up in. And why do they call it a straight jacket when it clearly goes round the body. Why mother, why WHY!
Oh how I wish to stroke the paw of the Gibbonking, or even just his feet, just a fleeting glance of him would make my life complete.
Imagine, the Gibbonking, Guy Forget having sex (Guy Bonking), El Omar Hadj Bongo (Gabon King), Steve Megghenegghen and Henshen Butthen all in a room. The evil German Football team with Hens Herecy and their lame hens would be crushed instantly. And we would be victors, free to take over the WORLD!
(As long as it fits into the busy schedule of the Gibbonking, because he is a very busy ape, and rarely has opportunity to socialise with his fellow hens, eggs, gibbons or gibbon/egg/hen named friends.) |
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Gibbon Sportsmen............................
-Steve Mcmanaman - Steve M-EGG-HEN-EGG-HEN (Real Madrid and England)
-Henning Berg- HENning B-EGG (Norway)
-Dan Eggen- HEN EGG-HEN (Norway)
-Vegard Heggem V-EGG-ard H-EGG-am (Norway)
-Ronny Johnsen- Ronny JohnsHEN (Norway - what a back four... )
-Pegguy Arphexad- PEGGy ArphEGGSad
-Ole Gunnar Solskjaer- Ol-EGG-gunnar Solsjaer
-Michael Owen - Michael NO-HEN (because Mandy hates him)
-Christophe Eggiman (We don't know who he plays for- we saw his name on Championship Manager and thought, "so nice".)
-Pat McGibbon (as in, "yes, please pat my gibbon..")
-Jensen Button - HENS-HEN But-HEN- What a corker of a name.(
-Tim Henman - The subject of raging controversy. His name suggests he is some kind of fowl/human hybrid, yet he displays no hen-like features. Through years of exhaustive investigative work I have the answer. His chest, permanently shielded by his tennis shirt, is actually covered in white downy feathers, and his feet are those of the hen, grey gnarled claws. Yes, Tim Henman is indeed half hen, half man.
Martina Hingis- Martina HEN-GEESE- So very nice. But seriously, the victim of a calculated campaign of incessant stalking by Paul.
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Useful Words
again--------egg-hen
excellent--------eggshenlent
hence--------Hens
existence--------eggs is hens
anyway--------hennyway
Gibbonhen places
Gabon (obviously)
Hendon (UK)
Hednesford (Hens'-Ford)(UK)
Exeter (UK)
Gibbon (US)
E-Mail Mr Lizard
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Common Phrases
eggs from a hen
eggs from a gibbon king
eggs, hens, gibbonking
el omar hadj bongo |
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